Lebanon: Hezbollah invents time machine!

Breaking news arrive from Lebanon as Hezbollah "scientists" have managed to invent a time machine capable of covering all of Lebanon. The first test begun on Wednesday when Hezbollah forces kidnapped two Israeli soldiers in a cross-border raid. Israeli troops are moving into Lebanon, sending Lebanon and Israel back to a time when Israel was forced to enter Lebanon to stop attacks. Unfortunately for both sides but especially to the Lebanese people who were put in the middle by Hezbollah, it appears that the test is going to be a success.

The discovery is nominated for both "the stupidest" and "most dangerous" "Provocation of the Year" Award

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Middle East, Lebanon, Hezbollah, Terror